# Laziest Leaderboard

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Harmful AFK Grandmaster

Once set a limit order and took a seasonal nap.

Javito Snooze-to-Earn

Claims “diamond hands,” actually “pillow hands.”

Sentenced Goo Holder

Appeals only heard after lunch (and second lunch).

Psalm Idle psalm-ist

Prays for entries. Never opens the chart.

Muzu Bedtime DCA

DCAs once per yawn cycle.

Khal NapFi Max

Invented the chill list. Never left it.

✨ Honorable Mentions ✨

Mud One-Hour Whale

Logs in once a day for 1 hour and makes $100k.

Reason for his laziness

Obi Mystery Grinder?

Unknown if he grinds or not. Classified Slop dossier.

axs Schrödinger’s Trader

No proof that he’s grinding… or not. Forever ambiguous.

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“We are all lazy — AWARDED.”

By decree of the Slop Tribunal, all names above are hereby crowned with the Golden Goo for supreme inactivity.

Honorable mentions accepted, but laziness pending verification.

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